Holiday For the PAs
Mr. A was God’s Personal Assistant while Mr. B was the PA to the Evil.
It was a Sunday night. All the good and bad souls were in deep sleep when Mr. A and B met each other at their usual meeting point between the heaven and the hell.
Mr. A’s face was full of smile. Mr. B could not believe his eyes and asked – “I am seeing you so happy today! What happened?”
Mr. A always used to be sad, gloomy, worried, confused and depressed because his boss God was always overloaded with huge amount of works. Humans from earth always troubled his boss with enormous complaints, requests and demands. Humans were never happy or satisfied with whatsoever blessings they had. “Give me … Save me… Bless me…” The list from humans was never-ending! Ultimately, PA to God Mr. A was always on toes.
But, today Mr. A was in a very happy mood. “Hello Mr. B… why can’t we go for a month-long holiday to some beautiful places to have fun?”
“Unbelievable!” Mr. B wondered. “How could you be spared by God for such a long holiday trip?” asked Mr. B.
Mr. A laughed louder for sometime and replied – “My boss also is relaxing as quite relieved off his exorbitant duties”. “What? Without my knowledge, are all the humans dead in earth?” asked Mr. B suspiciously.
“No, my dear” Mr. A continued with uncontrollable laugh – “Earlier, humans always used to cry ‘save us… save us...’ but nowadays they say ‘don’t worry God… we will save you… And majority of humans are on the streets to protect my boss!!!’”
“Ha…ha… Is that the matter?” Mr. B too laughed louder and said – “Now I understood what talk was going on a few months ago between my boss and your boss. My boss, as you know, is very intelligent in playing havoc games. The most sensitive topics in earth, these days, are religion, caste and god. My boss put a small seed and came back to hell. Now, the earth has become a hell of fighting, strikes, protests, riots and what not? My boss is simply watching and enjoying the fun”
Both Mr. A and B hugged together and laughed like hell. “So, it’s high time for us to have some Holiday Fun!” said Mr. A happily.
“Yes… yes…” Mr. B opined – “I would like to spend some time dancing with some belly dancers or have coffee with Sunny Leone”.
Mr. A thought for a while and said – “That is of course a wonderful idea. We will do that. Later, let us go to Siachen Glacier and pay our regards to the great soldiers who guard a country known as India in earth, with height of personal scarifications”.
Hearing upon their conversation, both God and Evil laughed in their mind and said to themselves – “At least, we have a reasonable, logical, realistic and practical thinking Assistants!!!”
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